1. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato
YES! I say this to my friends all of the time, and they split each time.
I said this to my mother and she said I’ve issues:-RRB- Thanks to this!
*I’m a Potato!
Laugh out loud I enjoy this one. But I am not a potato I’m… A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft as pail as a ghost. laugh out loud
2. I will beat you with a small child
Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are”on the floor”)”I shall conquer you with a small kid I will soon feed into this T-Rex’s” should be on the list.
I will be using this next time that my sister or friends are being bothersome.
Extra funny if you say it once you do the duck face! I could just imagine people going, “What the…”
This is the best random comment since’ go sit in a corner using a guava roster’! Lmfao… I’m seeing myself. We want more of this stuff on the planet. Ps. The men and women who included the’arbitrary things to say at a bunch’ points following #4 Re: T-rex’s are dull and dull, being creative is absolutely free and seemingly so is seeking attention laugh out loudly.
3. Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip
I wish the dancing unicorn might have seen him he was too busy laughing in steve the snake.
I had a hair however, he expired.
I would not know what to say for this person besides”you likely need assistance.”
This is untrue the best one here