Top 3 Best Insults, Disses, and Burns

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen

You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen
You must have been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen

I WILL USE THIS JOKE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON!
You to your spouse: I’ve something.
You must have been born onto a highway, since that is where most accidents occur.
I am going to use this one! This one of the BEST I have heard up to Now.
Here it is the most fun!
That is cool. I used this to the kid in his and my class did not tease me

2. You’re a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
You’re a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

I Said This For Your Low Life Of A Buddy Who’d Always Take The Piss From Me And He Said”What Is A Condom?” I Instantly Replied”What Can Of Allergic The Biggest Mistake On Earth”
This is amazing I like it I tried it with this woman and people round up cracked up laughing in her face expression haha you need to of been there when it occurred hello I have a great one on the way to annoy somebody stare at them until they state what the hell are you considering you then say I will let you no more when I figure out it
My insult for discussion. Especially for a buttocks that is particular cap.
This is supposed to be but I would go kill my ego when I had been as dumb as you.

3. Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is

GREAT! I adore this! I am going to use it! This is the insult on earth! I don’t think anyone will despise this diss!
I don’t like men and women that are insulting. I guess I am different from most folks.
Nice! I laughed at that one! Though it is going to fail 13, this one could try on a lady. I would like to see their response!
Wonderful, I used this out of my college to a idiot! I like this site, it is cool.

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